Throughout theSuper Mariofranchise, Nintendo’s most iconic character has been in some pretty harrowing environments. From the lava-filled depths of Bowser’s castles to the sinister sands of desert levels, Mario is probably content with his day-to-day life in the Mushroom Kingdom. Not every game has the luxury of throwing Mario into the tropics of Delfino Isle.
As of 2023, there are over 200 games in theMariofranchise, though only a select few have taken place in kingdoms outside the Mushroom Kingdom. Though some of them are places even players wish they could enter and spend some time in, these kingdoms from the video game series are probably the worst ones to live in permanently.
6Honeyhive Galaxy
A Place Exclusively For Bees
This mildly peaceful galaxy of planets is found in the very firstSuper Mario Galaxygame. It’s ruled by Queen Bee, who seems awfully demanding of her constituents, particularly Mario. Throughout the levels within Honeyhive Galaxy,players must get used to the Bee Mario power-up, which allows Mario to blend in with fellow citizens with bee-like powers.
Unless one is already a bee or is fine living their entire life as a bee in servitude of Honeyhive Galaxy’s Queen Bee, these planets are probably not the best places for them. It might be worth a nice vacation though, getting to spend some time around beautiful flowers, delicious honey, and an overall gorgeous environment were it not for the constant bees.
5Donkey Kong Island
The One Country That Needs Better Defense
Donkey Kong Island is often the setting of games in theDonkey Kong Countryseries, from the original entry on SNES to the most recent installments on Wii and Wii U. The island seems quite relaxing for the most part, as Donkey Kong as his companions are often seen at the start of every game relaxing with mountains of bananas, but it also poses a real danger.
Particularly, Donkey Kong Island has seen a number of invasions over the years, fromthe armies of King K. Roolto the Snowmads fromTropical Freeze. Its re-imagining as the Jungle Kingdom inThe Super Mario Bros. Movieseems like a much better time, with an intricate kart-racing society, but for the games, it’s far too dangerous to spend much time in.
4Flower Kingdom
Expect The Unexpected From This Kingdom
The Flower Kingdom is the most recent addition to theMariouniverse, thanks tothe Nintendo Switch titleSuper Mario Wonder. It seems like a very similar nation to the Mushroom Kingdom, led by the benevolent Prince Florian, but like the Mushroom Kingdom, it’s a victim to enemy invaders, as Bowser comes to wreak havoc in the new game.
However, the Flower Kingdom is also not the ideal home for a much different reason.The kingdom is populated with Wonder Flowerswhich, when touched by Mario or his friends, turn the environment into a pretty strange alternate dimension. It’s likely not the best place to settle down if players live under the constant threat of moving pipes and zero gravity.
3Mushroom Kingdom
There’s Always Something Afoot In Mario’s Home
While Mario does call the Mushroom Kingdom his home, it seems that Bowser is a constant threat to the land and its people. Almost everyMariogame involvesa new scheme by Bowser to kidnap Princess Peach, take over the Mushroom Kingdom, or sometimes take the entire castle by force, as seen inSuper Mario Galaxy.
Thankfully, the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom have nothing to fear when Mario and his friends are there to save the day, often dispatching Bowser, his family members, and his minions. Still, it must be constantly annoying to see one’s entire life uprooted because Bowser is trying another new way to seize control of the kingdom for good.
2Lost Kingdom
The One Kingdom One Would Be Dying To Leave
There are plenty of fascinating worlds in the Nintendo Switch titleSuper Mario Odyssey, but the Lost Kingdom is one of the most treacherous. Mario and Cappy end up stranded on this remote island during the events ofSuper Mario Odyssey, where there are plenty of threats that would keep any sane person from wanting to live there forever.
Aside from the poisonous waters surrounding the island, the Lost Kingdom is also subject to a thieving vulture known as Klepto.Other dangerous creatures in the surrounding areainclude Piranha Plants, Fuzzies, as well as the mysterious Trapeetles, which are prone to firing directly at Mario and exploding, which can’t be too appealing for potential visitors.
1Bowser’s Kingdom
Bowser Is Not One To Prioritize Comfort
Super Mario Odysseyis also the firstMariogame in which Bowser gets his own kingdom, rather than a series of castles throughout the Mushroom Kingdom. The bulk of this kingdom, as seen at the end ofSuper Mario Galaxy, is a Japanese-inspired fortress filled to the brim with dangerous enemies and traps, from Stairface Ogres to rolling cannonballs.
An alternative to Bowser’s Kingdom also appears inThe Super Mario Bros. Movieas the Dark Lands, where Luigi ends up chased by Dry Bones before Shy Guys kidnap him. Overall, all of Bowser’s home domains seem like terrible places to live, as they’re usually filled with Mario’s worst nightmares, pits of lava,and terrifying boss fights galore.
